Unfortunately I've been unable to update my blog these past few days due to many, many boring reasons I shan't bore you with. Just destabilizing governments, murdering Hitler's zombie, blah, blah, blah, that sort of thing. Anyway. I have returned. I may, or may not update the blog with a new post later on today depending on my mood and whether I'd rather just lie down and attempt to do completely nothing for a lengthy period of time.
People say that's impossible. Thinking of nothing I mean. Completely wiping your mind of thought and practically becoming brain dead. I think if there's one positive thing that Kanye West has done is proven that those people are wrong. Clearly he never fucking thinks. There's a small man inside the part of his body where a brain should be, with lots of levers and switches that control different parts of his body. Unfortunately half of these switches are broke and now the poor small brain man can only do things which people consider to be the acts of a complete tosser.
Tosser? Is that word used in America? I've always thought of the word 'Tosser' as a very British insult. Sort of like what 'Douche' is to Americans. Let me know if you use the word 'Tosser', only if your American.
Here's one of my new favourite songs to end this post with. Goodbye!
Entertain by Sleater-Kinney